We are still in Iraqistan because of me. History clearly demonstrates that no one on Earth kills towelheads with as much gleeful efficiency as another towelhead, but why should they have all the fun? But, be of good cheer, my Brothas, the ground war phase is almost over. I have scheduled us to resume indiscriminate carpet bombing of the rubble, sometime around 15 March of next year. We temporarily ran out of the 500-pounders, and it has taken me this long to get our stockpiles built back up.