Jesus'd be too busy trying to get Santa to divulge who his 3 ho's were. Santa taking absolute advantage of this character flaw runs Jesus over with his were-reindeer. Jesus then,(being the "miracle worker" he "was"
, shoots Santa with the old lightning bolts from the ass trick, forgetting completely that Santa had his lightning rod strap-on on, (he's no fool).
Jesus frowns. Santa dances a jig. and the were-reindeer all get nekid and let the elves hump 'em.
the end
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