Barack Jesus didn't waste any time delivering on the change he had promised to bring to Washington. Within two weeks he had alienated both the right with his orders to close Gitmo and allow 9/11 bombers to become Americunts, and the left with many of his cabinet appointments, his vow to continue extraordinary renditions (because WE DO NOT TORTURE! we just send them places that do) and get the troops on the first flight home from Iraq (with a two year lay-over in Afghanistan).

He then pissed off most of the people who voted for him by announcing he would sell China the parts of America they don't already own and give the billions to the asshole Jew bankers who helped Armenians bring the global economy to its knees by providing them unlimited amounts of credit to go with their food stamps and welfare.

He is currently trying to pass a stimulus package that would provide substantial investment for alternative energy, causing great butthurt to climate-change deniers & sore-loser Republicans who feel that this is big-government spending that will usher in a new era of socialism in America. Obama tried persuading the American sheeple by spinning it as vital for national security and economic recovery before going into the usual tree-hugging bullshit. This was passed by the Senate and will work as follows:

Create 5 million new green collar jobs.
Introduce a carbon cap-and-trade system.
Increase investment in solar, wind & biomass energy.
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PROFIT!
However, much to the delight of conspiracy-theorist Paultards everywhere, Ron Paul has spoken out against this package saying it will turn this economic recession into a depression: