Hmmm are you saying it's called Football because someone playing Futbol kicked the ball so hard it deformed and wouldn't roll anymore so they had to break the rules and pick it up and start running with it? There was no ref and they other team got so upset at the illegal hand manuever that they ran the guy down and tackled him to stop him from making it to the goalie?

Let's change the name to "Highly Paid Armored Egg Warriors".