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Re: Image comments for DIANE IS GOING TO HELL
Posted by: pulse
Date: 20/12/2008 12:55AM
I'd believe it, when that church's website posts things like the following.

As seen at [trbc.org]

(one of the parent's rules for dating his daughter)

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my
daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything
softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no
parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where
there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding
hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature
is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank
tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a
sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be
avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay.
Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding,
middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to
my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your
universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom,
you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and
five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

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