So, I had to go run some errands yesterday afternoon. I loathe shopping. I hate it even more during "the silly season", from about 15 November through 15 January. I hate it even more than that when I have to go to Home Depot, because they apparently go out of their way to hire complete cretins, and put them in the stores for the express purpose of preventing you from accomplishing whatever it is you set out to do. Needless to say, I was not exactly filled with Christmas Spirit and Goodwill Toward Men.

I'm driving around the crowded lot, looking for a place to park, and I see that two pickup truck drivers have somehow managed to totally fuck up no less than five parking spaces between them. Classic, textbook douchebaggery right there, and I would have happily tasered both of them in the nuts, without hesitation or remorse.

Look, I'm not asking anyone to be Miss Manners, or host a tea party for Queen Elizabeth. Just be a little civil, that's all. Don't be a douchebag. If you choose to be a douchebag, just don't come crying to me when you get tasered in the nuts, whether literally or metaphorically, because my sympathy will be somewhat nonexistant.