Thursday before last I cut the fuck outa my let thumb on the inside of a computer case. We tried napkins and white plastic tape, paper towels and adhesive tape, More paper towels and scotch tape, but the fucker kept bleeding like a butchered fucking pig. I had an EMT and an RN look at it they said to go to the ER. Drove my own mutilated ass to the ER, bleeding all over the fucking place and got at least 4 stitches. Kinda ruined my whole day. And the next day it was even more painful. I get the stitches out tomorrow morning. Perhaps this could have been avoided if we only had some duct tape band-aids at work.