I had a similar parking problem with an asshole in some apartments I used to live in. After confrontin the cat one afternoon as he was straddled 2 spaces waxin his ride & told him how rude he was bein. to which he basically told me to fuck off. I mentioned how it would be a shame if one day he managed to really piss someone off & they might decide to take some action of their own that he might not appreciate for bein so rude to everyone else that lived in the complex. He decided to play the bad ass card and told me he'd kick their ass if they did. I told him he was really fucked up and how it might be a good idea to rethink his position, but he just told me to get fucked. I told him thanks for the offer, but preferred my G/F and headed on into my place.

About 2 weeks later when I was workin midnights & arrived home in the mornin to find he had managed to take the last 2 spots & that I'd hafta again park 1/2 a block away I was seriously pissed! So ... I parked my truck & came back and kneed his drivers door really nice for him.

Surprisingly enough he didn park like that anymore after gettin the dent popped back out