Yeah we just LOVE all the fuckin yankees that wanna move to Texas and then claim it as home and even have some misguided idea they can call themselves Texans. I tell 'em all the same thing, if you ain't born here you'll never BE a Texan, even if you live here till you croak!

Let me share this with ya Abe ol buddy. I've been all over this country and been to quite a few county fairs to boot and I'll take the Southern way of life, pace and attitude any day over what I've seen in the original yankee northeastern states where people look at you wierd for tryin to be friendly and have the completely nonsensical idea that we're slow witted because we form sentences that take longer than 3 seconds to pronounce.

No problem in me ever wantin to live in the north I assure ya, you can have it all.

And ... unless you're a transplant Pro you ain't a fuckin yankee anyway, so ....