got this is an e-mail today, thought ya'll might like it:

I'm voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe white people need to spend their
time at the back of the bus.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to
suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or
more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on
in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now
would we?
I'm voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.
I'm voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings
full of civilians. I want to see more of that.
I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want a stimulus check to spend.
Let the government spend it for me.
I'm voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I'm going to marry my cat.
I'm voting Democrat because: I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because: I don't want to eat poison food and drink
dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why
the most left wing country in the World (China ) is the
most polluted?
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don't
have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want
to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be
allowed for political speeches.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the employees.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that I don't want Doctors who
were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government
employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't
hack it as a contractor or an engineer.
I'm voting Democrat because: I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because: I REALLY believe there is no bias in the
media. I'm All for CHANGE!!