Obama vs. McCain. Bah! We are so screwed, and by "we", I mean everyone west of Turkey and east of Hong Kong. The next four years will make the last four seem like a fucking family picnic, and all the Bush-haters who get so much fun out of reminding us how he's the "Worst. President. Ever." will be bumping him up a step, to "Second. Worst." He'll be in Crawford, working overtime at not giving a shit, when he's not making prank calls to Pelosi's office.

Obama's Rodney King foreign policy will indirectly result in terror and genocide on a scale never seen before, because people all over the world will be able to slaughter their most ancient enemies, safe in the knowledge that the Big Old Bully USA won't have the will to do shit about it. McCain at least has a clue, but last I checked, all those F-22's, C-17's, and B-52's don't mean jack, when they're sitting on the tarmac with dry fucking fuel tanks. Not too many hybrid military jets on the drawing boards. Even if they had fuel, it still takes an ass-load of money and people to run them, and there won't be near enough of either.

Neither one of them would know an economic policy from a wallaby, and all the other candidates range between the militantly stupid and the clinically insane. We are royally fucked. Time to place your seat backs and tray tables in the upright and locked position.