In a riding position where your crotch is located directly behind the pelvis of the skeleton/frame of the bike, it wouldn't seem to be necessary for ones mind to be in the gutter for it to appear exactly as Thanatos described it.
An old Texas proverb often comes to mind when reading your comments skully : When you find yourself stuck in a hole, first things first ... stop diggin
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