Barack Hussein Obama is an international man of mystery, the child of a black father and a white mother, who totally chose his own middle name (which means "good one," the haughty bastard). This makes him a "Halfrican." He is currently running for President of the US of A on the Democratic platform, and is currently going mano a mano with John McCain for the prize of being the next fuckwit to run the country into the ground even more.

To retarded redneck Republicans and Fox News fans, Barack Iraq Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden Jr. is an Islamic Manchurian candidate, a Muslim posing as a Christfag who may even be the Antichrist. Of course, because he is a darky and a blood relative of George Bush on his honky side, he will probably just try to steal the election if he doesn't win.

To retarded metrosexual liberal Democrats and Daily Kos readers, Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ Jr. is a messianic cult leader, the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy born as a black Jesus come to save America from six years of Iraq, eight years of George W. Bush, and two centuries of white guilt. Obama is actually a Jew-loving Zionist who will bomb Pakistan if elected, but don't tell his followers that. His followers also fail to recognize that, like every other politician, his whole campaign is all style and no substance.