Bastard!

When I use to smoke I was hanging out in a parking lot with a friend at a local mall having a smoke and my friend was feeding these seaguls pieces of an icecream cone over the time it took me to smoke.

I wasn't thinking and flicked my cigarette lit, out into the open area where the seaguls had swooped in to get some food from my friend.

Sure enough, 5 birds swooped out of the sky to get the cigarette butt, one got it and swallowed it and took off. Damn greedy thing, ate a cigarette butt lit and had smoke coming out of his mouth on climb out, about a second later the bird puked it up and it fell to the ground a few yards away only to be consumed by another bird that rejected it sooner than the first.