What's so wrong with Spam? This was a favorite camping and hunting staple in my family's cupboards for years. Diced Spam and scrambled eggs with hashbrowns and toast. Delicious. Mc Donald's and Burgerking serve it in Hawaii, where it's been a regular thing with the locals for decades.
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