I am offended by ummm staplers, yeah thats it Staplers are offensive, so for now on I decree no one it to ever use a stapler again!!!! Staplers are use to put papers together that might be used in a murder trial and so there for in order to stop exicutions everone will have to stop using staplers! also if you have a white stapler it is a racist movement against all white people and it is designed to repress the white race. Also cars are offensive as well because when a white man is arrested they use cars to transport him to jail and to courts where there is also staplers employed.