hmmm... so your laptop kept making farting sounds at the breakfast table
i'll look into that for ya... was it only when you had this jpg opened? might have just been some hidden shit with it to make noises out of the sound card... never heard of that
otherwise though i doubt that it would have an adverse effect on your hardware, because viruses just don't work that

in short i'm trying to be a smart ass and say that you didn't have a girl that looked like that, except maybe a jpg