So, listen, fellas, I'm Jewish, and, believe me, all of us Jews know what REALLY happened on 9/11, and, well, they'll probably track me down and kill me for revealing this, but it wasn't us! Sure, we killed that Christ guy a while back, and we, like, TOTALLY control the entertainment industry, not to mention ALL the banks, but, no shit, I swear on the Torah, we didn't do the World Trade Center! Honest! Like I said, I'm Jewish, and we all discuss this stuff behind your backs when you guys aren't looking, and that's the word out there, really! So, if you want to hate us, that's OK, we're used to it, and we're not too crazy about you, either, but you're gonna have to find some other excuse besides the WTC, because that one... it wasn't us. Sorry!