How'd it get this far, you asked. How does any tale like this get so far? Usually it starts with a dame, a beautiful dame, and in this case that beautiful dame has a beautiful kid. She's also got an old fashioned kind of husband, the kind that gets a little hot under the collar when somebody says something screwy about his wife. Throw a heartless little punk into the mix and you get a story like this, a twisted tale with pitfalls and pratfalls and all kinds of stuff comin' at you from left field.