Ok, motherfucker, how's this?
Go fuck yourself in the ass with splintered 2x4.
You can read into this anything you want to. Go ahead Mr. Ego-boost, say something witty, you pathetic shitstain. At least try to make it mildly entertaining. I've seen better crap come out of my dog.
You may optionally give an explanation for why this post was reported, which will be sent to the moderators along with the report. This can help the moderator to understand why you reported the post.