Rumor has it that G.W.Bush is going to attack Iran. I hear that they're calling the invasion "Operation Barbarossa." They say that it'll be a cakewalk with the Iranians greeting us as liberators, and that we can pay for this war with the proceeds from the sale of Iranian oil.

Bush says that Iran is a mortal threat to us and they're building nuclear weapons to take over the world. Soon, he says, we'll have Iranians marching down Pennslyvania Avenue in Nazi goosestep and all of our women will be wearing burkas. He says that if we don't fight them there, we'll have to fight them here.

Oh, the horrors we face! Please, Mr. Bush, save us from this horrible fate!