...so cinderella is on her way to the ball, but before she goes her fairy god-mother warns her that if she is not home by midnight her pussy will turn into a pumpkin...
at the ball she is the shit, she even hooks up with the prince! they're dancing and dancing, having a great time, she loses track of time, the clock starting chiming and she notices it's almost midnight... she's like "oh shit! i gotta get back home!" and starts rushing outta there, and the prince says "wait! i didn't get your name!" as she's running away she yells back at him "it's cinderella! what is yours?", he replies "peter peter pumpkin eater"... cinderella stops and says "oh... well, in that case i'll stay"