The only thing weighing in at 1800lbs is duane in his feathery suit, your old lady and the crew of midgets that come by for the weekly strap on butt fuck fest at Casa de Moronica .... aka Chez Beast Has A Sore Ass In The AM :>
I sure hope that davenport at least has some nice soft cushions. No point in it being totally painful for ya buddy. 'Course then with a hole as big as yours, well ...... :>P
All my best MrB. Muahahahaha !!
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