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Posted by: Tiw
Date: 12/09/2006 06:49AM
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven where he meets St. Peter at the entrance. Peter tells him that because he was so powerful and influential on Earth and wasn't particularly bad he can choose where he wants to spend his eternity after a brief tour.
First Bill is taken to heaven where he sees people walking around beautiful parks, stroking animals, talking and eating picnics, etc in perfect weather and in perfect conditions. Next he is taken to Hell where he sees exactly the same conditions and environment but this time it is filled with lots of beautiful girls in bikini's or less and everyone is having a great time and really enjoying the party.
Peter then takes Bill back to the gates and asks him where he wants to spend eternity. After a while Bill tells him he likes heaven but that he wants to party so he asks to be taken to hell so is then led off to hell. After a week there he sends a message to St. Peter telling him there must have been a mistake as something was wrong because the environment was full of volcanoes, stank worse tan he thought anything could smell and there were none of the parties or girls he met before. St. Peter then smiles and says that was just the demonstration model and that this is the usual working version.
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