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Re: Image comments for Bush exhausts brain making excuses about Lebanon-Israel conflict
Posted by: Duane
Date: 02/08/2006 03:16AM
Subject: Al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven
Al-Zarqawi arrives in heaven.
There he is greeted by George Washington, who proceeds to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped
conceive!"
Patrick Henry approaches and punches Al-Zarqawi in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison enters, kicks Al-Zarqawi in the balls and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson comes in and proceeds to beat Al-Zarqawi many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim
terrorist leader.
As Al-Zarqawi lays bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appears . Al-Zarqawi, weeping in pain, says to the Angel, "This is not what
you promised me."
The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?
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