Off subject this was kinda funny,
> The Pasta Diet and Your Health
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> ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
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> 1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
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> 2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
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> 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
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> 4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.
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> You will lose weight!
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> AND......
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> CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
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> For those of you who watch what you eat,
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> here's the final word on nutrition and health.
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> It's a relief to know the truth
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> nutritional studies.
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> 1. The Japanese eat very little fat
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> and suffer fewer heart attacks than
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> Americans.
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> 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
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> 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
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> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
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> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
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> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
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> CONCLUSION
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> Eat and drink what you like.
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> Speaking English is apparently what kills you
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