Duane and Beast go drinking
Duane and Beast wanted to go out drinking, but they only
had $2.00 between them. Duane said, "Hang on, I have
an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and
spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Beast said, "Are
you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Duane replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Duane immediately ordered
two double shots of Jack Daniels. Beast said, "Now
you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will
be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Duane replied, with a smile,"Don't worry, I have a
plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Duane said
OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you
get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk,
and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and
more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Beast said,
"Duane - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth
is sore! and my knees are killing me!" Duane said,
How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage back at the
third bar!"