One night, me Allah, moses, and Malik were all at this drive in movie, watchin "A Walk in the Clouds" when all of a sudden Allahs all like "You know that reeves guy would be great in his own sci fi tale about an alternate future" Then Moses goes "What? What kinda movie would that be." I looked over at Malik, and he just gave me that typical stare he always gives, but just then George Carlin strode by and said, "Fuck that I worked with that kid once, and I can tell you, I wish that other one had done better, Reeves only blew up because he got that botox.

THEN Allah and Moses were like, "Who the fuck asked you?" then they commenced to fighting george carlin, but kevin smith wasn't having anything of the sort, and he and Jay busted in all, prophets style and started whacking on Allah and Moses, which didn't make Malik very happy, so he busted out some crouching tiger hidden dragon, but just about that time aunt slappy came and picked me up, and we ate apear, and thats the truth.