No wonder it's so easy for me to get laid whenever I visit the US, look at the competition - these are apparently supposed to be "American males"! HAHAHAHAHA! They should think themselves lucky that most of the women are equally repulsive, otherwise I'd spend all my time over there fucking their wives.

I actually had one yank walk in on me while I was fucking his wife a few months back. It was funny, because like most yanks, he was a spineless coward, and just apologised and walked out. He waited outside the door until I'd finished; when I left I saw he'd been crying. I heard him slapping his wife about as I left, which confirms that wife beating is pretty common in America too.