ok. so theres roughly 6 billion people on the planet at this moment. that means that if on average everyone alive masterbates only once a week. thats 6billion kittens dieing a week. ok now let just assume that theres 1 billion domestic cats that are alive at this time. in order to maintain the kat population (because of the gestation period of felines) every single femail cat would have to produce a litter of 432 kittens every 3 months for 22 years. ok with that knowledge and the fact that i own 2 pet cats of my own, i would like to pose this question, "who the fuck has been stealing my goddamn kittens!!"