no, the point was to say something funny to amuse Pulse.

Guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His girlfriend stops reading as he says "honey this is the pig I screw when you have a headache."

His girlfriend looks disgusted and says "I think if you look again you will notice that is a sheep, you idiot"

And the guy replies "I think if you look again you will notice that I am not talking to you”

wibblegoats

are those anything like these?

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Q: Why do men die earlier than women?

A: Because they want to.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: Id rather eat glass.
Man: No i think you misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants.

Super... Eh... Super car... no no...
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Sorry! (^^;;

From "Mary Poppins" (1964)

I like cheese

Wingle

aDCbeast the Crapper

You people are starting to bore me. Entertain me damn you!

Smart ass

Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart Ass Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied,"No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart Ass Answer #3:
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart Ass Answer #2:
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,"Got stuck,huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Smart Ass Answer #1:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness,or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and uttersexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

re: smartass answers:

When I was working as a doorman at a titty bar in portland, people would come in and ask "where is your bathroom?" and I would reply, right across the hall from my bedroom...

Here is one I used when I worked in a bar, but the woman didn`t get it. You have to know who the catchphrase is from:
Woman: Do you make a good Tom Collins?
My Reply: No, but I can do Tommy Cooper =just like that= (with hand actions).

You have to know who the British comedian Tommy Cooper is. Otherwise it´s not very funny.

Q:what's the worst thing about eating a vegetable ...



A:putting her back in the wheelchair ...

what does ninety year old pussy taste like?

depends...

at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning,
the time and date will be



01:02:03 04/05/06.

shit...hope all the computers in the world don't crash like they did on y2k...

Yeah that was a bummer

Tommy Cooper, say *Sir No Sir!* mmmm?
... Oh sorry. Not Tommy Cooper. For TommyT.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious... hum...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (endless)

...and now for something completely different...

Now here's something we hope you'll really like

...that trick =never= works

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the
sheet, Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad .
You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and
Darryl said, "Nope, ain't
Bubba." The mortician thought this was rather strange.

then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer looked at
the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well,
Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?' asked the

mortician.
"Yup,
I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes.
Every time we went to town, folks would say, here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

Mmmm... I like cheese...
So, I like Blue Cheese.
But my Families not like Blue Cheese... why???

I didn't think that any native Japanese people liked cheese.

Wait, hang on a second.

Who are you people?

zooooom
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That was a fun day. More entertaining than any of you bitches will ever be

i think you're a bitch pulse so shut the fuck up!

bitchslap!