Posted by: DarkKlown [x] - (Moderator)
Date: May 07, 2012 01:31AM
I can't think of anything witty to say on the internet.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: May 07, 2012 08:46AM
I bought a mammary foam pillow, it wasn't what i expected
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: May 12, 2012 03:04PM
I have two mammary pillows... until she rolls over.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: May 14, 2012 04:14AM
I went to the third world and all I got was this lousy shirt. And the stitching is poor quality and looks nothing like somebody playing polo on a horse. Worst $1.50 I've ever spent.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: May 14, 2012 05:54AM
“The rental car I got on vacation had plates from a different state than the one I was visiting, so I looked like a tourist.”
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: June 01, 2012 06:28AM
I couldn't order a pizza on the first night I stayed in my new summer home, because I forgot the address.
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: June 01, 2012 11:31AM
I withdrew a job application after they sent a questionnaire outlining requirements I couldn't meet. Isn't that something usually included in the job description to begin with?
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: June 02, 2012 08:24AM
I had to wait a full 25 minutes for my food delivery tonight. When the driver arrived I blasted him because I was told it would be 15 minutes and didn't he realise people were starving here?
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: June 02, 2012 11:37PM
Shut up and drink your beer, there are sober kids in India.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: June 11, 2012 12:21AM
the automatic toilet flushed my giant turd before I got a chance to look at it
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: June 11, 2012 06:25AM
Yep, it's way more fun to watch the turds float down the river to where those children are fetching their drinking water.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: June 16, 2012 05:33AM
Pulse gets public transport, so his SECOND car just sits parked outside his house all week.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: June 16, 2012 07:09AM
It's true.. shocking isn't it?
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: July 04, 2012 03:29PM
got on the internet and can't remember what i wanted to look up, ended up re-reading this entire forum topic...


concluded that im_a_shark has the funniest post so far spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: July 13, 2012 07:30PM
My ex wife keeps sending me game requests on facebook - like she didn't play enough stupid games when we were married.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: July 21, 2012 05:21AM
“My iPad 3 doesn’t warm my lap as much as my MacBook Pro.”
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: July 21, 2012 05:24AM
“Pulse has to turn down the bass in his car to look in the rear view mirror.”
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: July 21, 2012 05:33AM
“I don’t have enough chips for my dip,
but if I open another packet of chips,
I won’t have enough dip for my chips!”
sad smiley
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: July 28, 2012 03:13PM
went to book store to buy memory improvement book, forgot why I was there...
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: July 28, 2012 03:14PM
scan radio dial for suitable station, catch the end of a song I really like, listen to five minutes of commercials, next song is song I hate...
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: August 11, 2012 04:06AM
I don't know if my bluray player doesn't work, or the HDMI cable is dodgy, because I've never used it and I can't get any picture from it when I tried today.

I figure it's not the amp because other stuff works and I tried the cable in another port and same deal.
Posted by: DarkKlown [x] - (Moderator)
Date: August 28, 2012 10:48PM
my job doesn't have any work for me to do so I have to spend my days pretending that I'm working hard so other people who are also pretending to work hard wont think I'm slacking off
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: August 29, 2012 05:07AM
I have some work for you to do! [plus613.net] smiling smiley
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: August 30, 2012 05:38PM
my toenails need trimming, I lack the motivation to do it.
Posted by: DarkKlown [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 06, 2012 02:24AM
Too lazy to go get fast food so spend an hour talking my wife into ordering delivery
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: September 06, 2012 05:16PM
spent 3 hours trying to get my girl to decide what she wants to eat for dinner only to realize that when she finally figured it out, everything was closed.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: September 06, 2012 05:50PM
I have to get dressed so that I don’t look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.
Posted by: DarkKlown [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 06, 2012 09:59PM
Fire the gardener when I find out they wont take a bank deposit so i don't have to get dressed and go out..
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: September 06, 2012 10:04PM
I still haven't trimmed my toenails...
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: September 07, 2012 06:38AM
Before the football, I ate too much Mexican, now I can't get enough beers down to get a decent buzz.
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