First World Problems

Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: March 31, 2012 10:15PM
My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: March 31, 2012 10:17PM
My laptop is low on battery but the charger is in the other room.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: March 31, 2012 11:02PM
roll your fat ass in there and get it. grinning smiley
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 01, 2012 09:32PM
I feel bad if I don't get out of the bath tub to take a shit
Posted by: woberto [x] - (49.185.68.---)
Date: April 01, 2012 10:25PM
I didn't have a shitty childhood so I can't turn my pain into art.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 02, 2012 12:09AM
why did the caddyshack pool scene just flash before my eyes? (*facepalm*)
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 02, 2012 12:24AM
I say 'send me a tm', instead of 'text me', people don't understand...
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 02, 2012 05:05AM
The Domino's pizza tracker is not working, now I don't know when to put my pants on.
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 03, 2012 03:25PM
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Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 03, 2012 06:25PM
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Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 03, 2012 08:06PM
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Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 03, 2012 08:08PM
go for walk in my local park which has a disc-golf course, punk kids think I'm a moving target...
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: April 03, 2012 08:37PM
My family has always been a Ford family, and I really do like that Mustang, but I adore the Dodge Charger. I guess I'll just have to buy them both, keep the Mustang at home with the wife & kids and leave the Charger at my girlfriend's.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 03, 2012 10:07PM
before you buy a charger, drive the Challenger
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 04, 2012 01:03AM
God sends tornadoes to dallas, misses fossil
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 04, 2012 07:06AM
I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 05, 2012 10:53PM
I can't hear the TV when I'm eating crunchy snacks.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 06, 2012 12:11AM
my chick starts to blow me, suddenly I have to fart so bad it hurts
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: April 06, 2012 03:38AM
I hate grocery shopping. All those shelves full of food....I never know what to buy.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 06, 2012 07:01AM
I'm trying to text when at a red light but I keep making all the greens.
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 06, 2012 10:51PM
I keep trying to think positive... Life is full of shit but at least my pants aren't.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 06, 2012 11:40PM
I have to find my own girlfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.179.---)
Date: April 07, 2012 12:01AM
A Constitution should be short and obscure. * Napoleon *
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (68.186.2.---)
Date: April 07, 2012 12:10AM
I never thought of Napoleon as being a constitution before but he does fit his own description.
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (68.241.204.---)
Date: April 07, 2012 09:05AM
The ol Casa needs a thorough Spring dustin/sweepin, time to open the doors, fire up the air compressor an get busy drinking smiley
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (68.241.204.---)
Date: April 07, 2012 09:08AM
'Bout time to change the oil in the car again but the sucker leaks so much it's become self cleaning. Think I'll just change the filter and call it a day spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
Posted by: quasi [x] - (68.28.230.---)
Date: April 07, 2012 09:12AM
Ha ha! The coolant was like that in my old wagon 'til it finally got so bad I had to replace the radiator.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.97.---)
Date: April 07, 2012 08:12PM
My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
Posted by: im_a_shark [x] - (67.171.135.---)
Date: April 08, 2012 02:26AM
tried to help someone stuck in a cage
got shot with a spear-gun
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (107.29.120.---)
Date: April 08, 2012 10:13AM
The ongoing exodus from big city dwelling is amazing. After movin to the sticks many of us now fondly look forward to the occasional rush of humanity we encounter in our hour long excursions into "town" drinking smiley
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