Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: November 26, 2012 12:52AM
I'm pretty sure the chick sitting next to me just farted. I say that because there's only 2 of us in this part of the office at the moment, I didn't do it, and when she got up and walked away there was a sudden smell of shit in the air.

What I like is that she dropped it and THEN walked off. Didn't think of fucking off and doing it somewhere else now, did she? Oh no.. Sharing the love.

Either that or she shat herself and ran off to the bathrooms. Either way ...
Posted by: quasi [x] - (99.206.88.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 05:22AM
I don't think that's really just a first world problem.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 07:17AM
I forgot I was watching a recording
and I sat through all the commercials
Posted by: quasi [x] - (108.107.68.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 09:41AM
I hate when that happens. Or when I forget I'm watching it live and I try to fast forward through the commercials - rats, gotta sit through 'em!
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (76.185.173.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 10:45AM
DVR's rule, but i'm afraid all this time travel has taken it's toll on my mind. (*facepalm*)
Posted by: BlahX3 [x] - (96.39.185.---)
Date: November 26, 2012 01:09PM
My mom in law sets the DVR to record the current show and gives it a few minutes before she starts watching the show, that way she can watch the recorded show as it is recording ahead of what she is seeing and FF though commercials. Works like a charm.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (144.136.96.---)
Date: December 12, 2012 05:29AM
I have too much holiday/vacation time to use up by the end of the year!
Posted by: woberto [x] - (124.171.150.---)
Date: January 06, 2013 02:15AM
My new TV is too thin, the Wii detector thingy won't sit on top of it.
Posted by: quasi [x] - (108.106.80.---)
Date: January 06, 2013 09:22AM
Sounds like you need a wee Wii detector thingy.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: January 07, 2013 05:29PM
Maybe you need to man up and get a super nintendo
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (184.20.83.---)
Date: January 13, 2013 11:25PM
Finally snagged a new AVR and am in love all over again with my music. It's so chocked full of new high tech bells and whistles the manual needs to have a "manual for dummies" addendum.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (124.171.85.---)
Date: January 18, 2013 05:50AM
My biscuit broke off in my tea.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (124.171.85.---)
Date: January 18, 2013 05:51AM
I am forced to use Internet Explorer at work.
Posted by: quasi [x] - (70.10.231.---)
Date: January 18, 2013 07:10AM
Where I worked at for over ten years up until Jan. '09 we didn't even have internet access on the computer system, and they still don't. Being a dedicated salaried employee (yuk, yuk, yuk - more dedicated to customer service than the company) I used to do product & information searches at home on my own time on my own PC.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: January 18, 2013 03:59PM
my new girlfriend says my cock it too big
Posted by: woberto [x] - (124.171.85.---)
Date: January 18, 2013 04:19PM
My subway footlong was only 11 inches.
(no relation to PJ's previous comment)
Posted by: quasi [x] - (108.107.108.---)
Date: January 18, 2013 05:23PM
My 2x4 is only 1 1/2 x 3 1/2 but it's still a stud.
Posted by: quasi [x] - (173.132.176.---)
Date: February 14, 2013 04:54PM
I went on vacation on a cruise ship and ended up being trapped in a floating third world city for a week.
Posted by: ImNotLikeEverybodyElse [x] - (71.204.26.---)
Date: February 15, 2013 12:08AM
Beat me to it
Posted by: woberto [x] - (124.171.76.---)
Date: April 03, 2013 10:28PM
My muscles are really sore...
...from the massage I got yesterday.
Posted by: quasi [x] - (71.228.64.---)
Date: January 04, 2014 08:06AM
When I refuse to turn on the heat to save electricity, the fingers of my right hand get really cold while working my computer's mouse.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: January 04, 2014 08:34AM
I'm annoyed the weather has been so nice this summer I haven't had to use my new air conditioning
Posted by: quasi [x] - (71.228.64.---)
Date: January 04, 2014 11:10AM
You live too far south, pulse. I live at a latitude comparable to the Brisbane area - bet it can get rather warm & humid there as it does here six or seven months of the year. Definitely use the AC a lot, as recently as a couple of days ago.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: January 04, 2014 12:58PM
I'm currently in Minnesota. It is 0°F at the moment...forecast for monday is record breaking cold...
Posted by: quasi [x] - (71.228.64.---)
Date: January 04, 2014 03:31PM
Yeah, we might get frost here Monday & Tuesday nights. I've lived here 33 years and the coldest I've seen it was 25F or 26F. Saw snow flurries once 24 years ago.
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (172.242.114.---)
Date: January 04, 2014 06:58PM
It's supposed to be 23f/-5c tonight and then 18f/-8c the next 2 nights and all the firewood delivery services are too busy to bring me any wood .... Uh! Guess I'll hafta get some from the pile out front drinking smiley
Posted by: quasi [x] - (71.228.64.---)
Date: January 04, 2014 07:07PM
No problem keeping your beer cold then.
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (172.242.114.---)
Date: January 04, 2014 08:53PM
Nah Q man, I'm powered by RUM!!! And that stays in the freezer all the time anyway, but if the juice goes down all I need to do is set it outside for the next few days smileys with beer
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