fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2010 02:02AM

oh ooooo, email alert!

SkullandChains Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2010 02:03AM

IF...................

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2 . You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

11 . You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.

SkullandChains Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2010 02:06AM

'Lando thinks you're going senile. I say you're still sharp as a whip.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2010 02:14AM

you're like 8 months behind in the stupid e-mail rotation.

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2010 09:46PM

Afganistani Playmate of the Year

toe spotter Report This Comment
Date: December 11, 2010 12:44AM

Letter Box