Mrkim Report This Comment Date: September 08, 2007 04:44AM
Pig Man, who once toured long ago with rock legends Pink Floyd during their
Animals tour says he much prefers his common wooded romps of today (as shown
above) to the tethered overhead experiences while on tour and seeks to champion
his downtrodden bretheren everywhere.
Pig Man has targeted makers of pork rinds, pork breakfast sausages, and in a
seeming attack upon an American icon celebrated nationwide each fall has
undertaken a protest campaign against football for their use of "the
pigskin" saying it's kicking and otherwise mistreatment of the game balls
was more than a bit suspicious in its symbolism of Americas thoughts on his slop
swilling compadres.
A reporter earlier this evening captured footage of one such protest as Pig Man
cavorted to and fro across a football field while shouting the now famous lines
from the movie Deliverance "Can you squeel like a pigge? Come on now ...
squeel!" in an attempt to disrupt an early season rivaly game between
Sunset and Skyline high schools during the 2nd quarter. Angry mobs of fans
descended onto the field and chased the marauder out of the stadium post haste
however, ending his protest as suddenly as it had begun.
Our same reporter went looking for a post demonstration interview with Pig Man,
but as he scouted the fields parking lot the only activity he observed was a
large group of industrious tailgaters gathered around a fire as a fresh beast
was observed turning on a spit. With beers in hand they all were heard chanting
"Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon!" and "Where's the
beef, where's the BEEF ? We don't care, WE like BACON !"
More as this story develops .............
But first .... with Miss Teen South Carolinas recent live faux pas on national
television and the postings of locals in Arkansas linking congressional mandates
in relation to daylight savings time and global warming, southern state dwellers
are up in arms over their seeming "bad press" of late and a common cry
seems to be going out as shouts of "Hey Yankee boy, watch this shit!"
followed by often disasterous consequences, the question remains .... when will
the madness end ???
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/09/2007 04:53AM by Mrkim.
