Duane Report This Comment
Date: January 20, 2006 12:29PM

I had to post it as soon as I saw it.

cesiuminjector Report This Comment
Date: January 20, 2006 05:23PM

awesome - well posted duane

Defend_our_BORDERS_FIRST Report This Comment
Date: January 22, 2006 12:13PM

You forgot #11:

Allowing your parents and you to procreate without killing off two or three generations of American youth who then grew up so naively arrogant that they forgot how it happened with out getting a whole bunch of CESIUM, STRONTIUM 90 and Plutonium shoved up your priveleged, safe and secure asses.

And no, the American Military doesn't get all the credit. It's SUPPOSED to be used when nothing else works, instead of the FIRST THING USED out of convenience.

TOO MANY FUCKING ACTION MOVIES.......

Also,

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: January 22, 2006 01:54PM

"If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing"!!!!
I was on the floor over this one. Great fucking post.

Duane Report This Comment
Date: January 23, 2006 02:31AM

I like #8.

sydney Report This Comment
Date: February 09, 2006 03:13AM

IT SOO TRUE!!