Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 23, 2006 11:25AM

This will give me nightmares

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 23, 2006 04:28PM

Don't worry about your nightmares, Tom knows about Psychology, he can help.

John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: February 23, 2006 05:03PM

He's not crazy, he's got religion. Or something.

John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: February 23, 2006 05:05PM


_My dog is Tom Cruise_

“I have to tell you, things are good. I am . . . I am . . . Whooo! . . . I am very good. I just returned from a walk and . . . HA! Things. Are. Good. I’ve got a bowl of hard kibble with some soft stuff mixed in. My name’s on the bowl! I am passionate about this lamb-and-rice recipe. What’s been going on? HAHA! I’m so in love with this bitch! HAHAHA! I can’t . . . I’m so . . . I can’t restrain myself. HAHAHAHAHAHA! We met at the park. She was in the run for little dogs . . . ’cause she’s, well . . . HA!”

Read the rest, its just like him:
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