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MOMMY WHERES DADDY
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MOMMY WHERES DADDY

"a woman and a girl with a spider"

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blinkermann Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 05:30PM

Ummm. . . I think someone needs counseling.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 06:39PM

One of my sons who just turned 21 has had 2 restraining orders filed against him under false pretenses by vindictive girls who learned from their mom's how to use the system to cause grief. While he was still with one of these girls her mother made up a story that her daughter had threatened to hurt herself and was staying at my home so the cops would come search my house just so she could find out if she was here, something I wouldn't allow. Yeah, they're out there, and they're training the next generation.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 08:21PM

Women are inherently evil and decidely vindictive creatures for the most part. Though there are certainly exceptions, they are fewer and harder to find than ever.

I could go off on a tangent to quasis recounting that is equally telling of how a woman can use the law to manipulate things in her favor, even when she's dead wrong moralistically, but ...

Some would label such statements mysogynistic, and if that's how it strikes ya, so be it. My personal position comes from a lifetime of dealing with the crafty wenches and the constant amazements I've had revealed in the depths of their malicious and underhanded conivings, which far outpaces anything I've ever seen hatched in the minds of men I've known winking
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woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 09:29PM

Amen brother.
DarkKlown Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 12:10AM

This is why you should beat them up, drink lots of shit beer and do nothing. According to the documentary show i on occasionally watch called 'Cops' women who live in trailer parks and are beaten by their drunken boyfriends always seem to defend them to police. It's just the woman of men who work who seem to be deceitful. I guess money can't buy happiness.

Besides so what if you loose your house and all the shit inside it. It was never yours to begin with. Your born with nothing, you die with nothing, everything is just on loan.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 12:33AM

I came perilously close to getting married after a long courtship many years ago, but things fell apart (luckily) after she determined that I wasn't going to "compromise" one bit on my lifestyle and the things that I enjoy.

I have friends who were less fortunate and discovered later and too late what "marriage" is all about.

Too fucking bad.



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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 12:56AM

a good friend just finalized his divorce. he keeps the house, she gets a dniing room set an awesome king size sleigh bed and some minor shit. he pays 20 grand. looks lke he's gonna get that Harley after all. drinking smiley
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 12:59AM

another good friend is about to start one up.
the poker, fishing, camping, hiking, crew in soon to be reunited. drinking smiley
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 01:04AM

Tell me again how that rationale hits you after startin over 3 times like I have DK.

Or after YOU had to get bailed outta jail over some bullshit that never happened in the 1st place that your lovely wife cooked up, not to mention the great 3yr reamin our lovely judicial system gave me afterwards : probation + fee$, anger management classes + fee$, alcohol/drug abuse/lifestyle management couseling + fee$, community service hours, ones spent away from work where you could actualy MAKE the money to payy all the fuckin fees and ...... lost all my shit (for the 3rd time) on top of all that too. And, in case you missed the juicy part ..... FOR SOMETHING THAT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED hot smileyhot smiley

If it waddn for women and that lil red/blue headed sumbitch that hides out in my britches, I'd be one of them Thousandaires by now smiling bouncing smileysmileys with beersmiling bouncing smiley

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GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 01:31AM

You guys just aint got the right woman! Either that or you treat 'em so bad they're out for revenge! smileys with beer

I seperated from my wife of 15 years about a year ago, and while there have been some tense times, we have worked things through amicably - split of assets, joint custody of kids, etc, and not a single lawyer invloved. And I know she would not accuse me of anything I had not done!

Got a new lady in my life for the last month and there's no way she would do something like that either! thumbs
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90130_ Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 02:20AM

I'm an avowed bachelor and misogynist, and proud of it. With women, I see the rocky shores from a distance and then set a course clear of them. A metaphor that suits me just fine.



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brokntoad Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 04:28AM

Wow... I bet you guys wonder why you can't get laid or find a decent woman.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 05:35AM

i warned both of my friends before they leaped, but they were blinded by the "golden fleece". eye
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FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 05:49AM

Generally speaking, piss a man off enough, he punches you in the mouth, you punch him in the mouth, then you both go have a beer. Or he shoots you, you shoot him, you get out out of the hospital and/or jail, you go have a beer. Worst a man will do to you is kill you. Piss off a woman, though, and she will never be satisfied until she has every damned thing you ever owned, including your balls, and turned your kids, the cops, the courts, and your friends against you. Not that I'm bitter, or anything.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 11:48AM

People in successful marriages will tell you it's all about compromise.
Actually it's all about the man shutting the fuck up and doing what the woman says.
If you can't admit that then you are in denial, and you will probably respond by accusing us misogynists of not being able to get laid, even though we get laid more often that any married man ever will (albeit infrequently).
The reason you are so happily married and cannot understand the rest of us is that you have simply lost your independence. This is not a bad thing. It can be compared to reaching Nirvana or other states of enlightenment that only Kim's purple stuff can take you to.
I long for that place and in modern times you don't need to get married to achieve such bliss. However at this point in time I still like to eat what I want when I want, go where I want when I want and generally live my days without planning or considering other peoples feelings.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 12:07PM

Want a good woman then get one who has just gotten out of an 8 year marriage with a man who beat her, then treat her right and take good care of her. You will then have a woman who will stick with you even when her mother hates your guts. 29 years of marriage and she still loves me. Her mother still hates me for no reason I can think of. A good marriage can be had only when you find your soul mate and treat he as an equal. My fist marriage lasted only 3 years and ended when she started bedding down the entire police department of which I was one. I remarried 6 months after the first one and have never looked back. Just keep looking they are out there.
90130_ Report This Comment
Date: February 05, 2009 01:40PM

The thing is, I don't want nor care to look for that "special someone" to share my time and personal space with. I'm much happier playing with my cars and tearing up the backroads on my motorcycle. I can rebuild a fucking Porsche in my kitchen if I feel like it, and spend my money on whatever I want without that piercing glare that most if not all women give you unless it's money you're spending on them.

My TV and DVR are set to the History and Military channel, and I've blocked Oxygen and WE permanently. Only testosterone fueled Man-programming with large caliber weaponry and huge explosions are allowed in my living room.

Dick Masterson is my personal hero 'cause he says what a bunch of pussy-whipped domesticated men would like say to but won't. No pussy on earth is so good that you'll give up your money, friends, and freedom for it, IMHO.

[www.menarebetterthanwomen.com]



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jgoins Report This Comment
Date: February 06, 2009 12:28PM

I watch what I want, do what I want when I want and spend what I want. My wife supports me on anything I want because I routinely do things she wants to do as well. Maybe she is like this because I hate sports and never watch them. Maybe she is like this because she was raised like a 50's woman which I retrained her away from most of when we got married. Maybe she just appreciates a good thing when she sees it.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 06, 2009 01:19PM

does she like to roll around naked in the mud?
Monster1 Report This Comment
Date: February 06, 2009 03:50PM

Just wanna throw in my $0.02 cents:
Married for 10 years and now happily divorced for 15!
My ex was wonderfull until she started hanging around a divorced & bitter gang of bitches
from there on everything went downhill and ended the marriage
now I have girlfriends half my age, do what I want and go where I want anytime
And I tell my kids Nowdays if you wanna get married you have to start panning for divorce!
I believe it makes sense nowdays when over 50% of married couples end in divorce.
that story of kicking you out and in comes the new boyfriend is tame compared to ones that I have seen, like my buddy that married a divorced bitch with 2 kids and convinced him to legally adopt her kids "BIG MISTAKE" next day he signed the adoption papers the divorce papers were served to him! (he now pays alimony and child support)
Another story is this guy that remarried after his divorce and the new wife makes a ton of money, so the old bitch took him to court because his income (joint) had increased substantially!
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: February 07, 2009 12:06PM

If you expect divorce you will get divorced. All 3 of my kids have been divorced but I think it was because they got married too early. My son's wife left him and emptied out the house along with the light bulbs and toilet paper and emptied the checking account also while he was at work. Then when he found her she said her mother told her to do it and returned almost half of everything. Then later she returned his 2 daughters to him and he has had them now for over 4 years and has full custody now. She married someone else after him got pregnant then left him before the baby was born and went back to my son and had the baby. I told him he was crazy to take her back but he didn't listen. At least when she left the last time he was prepared for it because he didn't remarry her. He did get attached to the baby and she took it with her. It seems that not even my kids can obtain the perfect marriage I have. It takes hard work on both sides and can't be done on one side alone.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 07, 2009 11:16PM

When I was young I wanted to do things just like my parents (who are married almost 50 years now). I wanted to meet someone, live together, get married & have kids, all with a few years in-between each step. Problem is I just could not find a girl that shared this view, and not through lack of trying. In my mid to late twenties I simply gave up and have been happy nonetheless. All my friends that have embarked on marriage or even de-facto relationships are separated & divorced. ALL the men have lost everything, even when no kids are involved. DK is right, find a trailer park woman and treat her bad...
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: February 08, 2009 11:46AM

try finding a trailor park woman and treat her good, she is used to being treated badly already. Try something different it might surprise you.
Monster1 Report This Comment
Date: February 09, 2009 04:34AM

I think it was Frank Sinatra that said:

"Treat a Ladie like a Tramp and a Tramp like a Ladie" drinking smiley
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: February 09, 2009 01:16PM

That's right. Treat them different than they are used to.