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interesting theory

"a collage of two men sitting at a table"

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quasi Report This Comment
Date: February 01, 2009 02:10AM

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for th e herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: February 01, 2009 02:56AM

Another classic!Ahhhh the good ole days now im thirsty for a cold one,thanks alot quasi!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/02/2009 02:56AM by ORLANDO399.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 01, 2009 03:11AM

you know you have a drinking problem when you go into a bar and the bartender knows your name, but you've never been to that bar before...