Roger Wilko Report This Comment
Date: October 08, 2017 11:21AM

I bought a meat pie once and took a bite into it only to crack my tooth on a giant electrical fuse.
Turns out the pastry cook was given his marching orders the day before so he left his own farewell present.
We caught up with him at the local pub two days later and beat the living fuck out of him.
He was quite shocked pardon the pun :-)