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Jenna Talackova
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Jenna Talackova

"a woman in a garment standing in water"

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Onyma Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2012 08:14PM

Story here: [www.vancouverobserver.com]
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2012 09:01PM

For me this falls into the "I don't give a shit" category.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2012 09:40PM

i'm not sure what's funnier, the story or that Blah's doesn't work any more. smiling bouncing smiley
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2012 10:38PM

I don't like scrawny bitches. I don't like lard asses either. So fucking what?
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2012 11:00PM

I worry more about if 'she' has/had a penis than if 'she' is skinny or fat...spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2012 11:31PM

You didn't answer my question, as usual.

I know what the fuck the subject was about and I said I don't give a shit. The whole issue is stupid, meaningless, and I just don't give a shit about it. What the fuck is wrong with that? And my opinion about skinny/fat is just my opinion and a general statement. Concerning this particular image even if that was a real woman I would have no interest in her based purely on looks but appearance are not what necessarily attract me. I still don't find very fat or very skinny women very attractive. Nevermind. You probably won't get it anyway.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 01:43AM

i love it when i strike a nerve. Dancing Green Banana!
PW Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 06:14AM

This dude is WAY hotter and likely a better lay than the hound that Blah lays down with.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 08:26AM

When pro spent the first night at his new girlfriends house he noticed a photo of some guy on her bedside table. When he asked her who he was she said it was her before the operation.
spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 11:07AM

The only thing I would worry about is if she currently has a penis and not if she was born with one. Even if she currently has one as long as she has nice boobs it's not very important to me if she has a dick as long as it is not bigger than mine. I like watching transsexuals have sex with real women but not so much when they have sex with men. Just like I have no problem with gay men I just don't like to watch them having sex. Now gay women that's another story entirely.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 02:04PM

You didn't strike a nerve nimrod, you just annoyed me by doing the same shit you always do.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 04:34PM

no extra charge. (taunt)
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 05:20PM

Yeah, I hate your ugly face too, dude! smiling
smiley
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 06:44PM

I appreciate your honesty JG. I think you're fucking weird but that's ok. I think most everybody here is fucking weird.

I don't really care if the person in the pic was male and is now female or whatever. It doesn't matter to me. My point is I just don't find very skinny or very fat women/trannies/clowns/whatever attractive.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 26, 2012 08:35PM

viagra Dancing Green Banana!
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2012 12:31AM

Do you actually think that is funny? Maybe you should lay off the wacky weed for a while.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2012 12:41AM

me? weed? smiling bouncing smiley
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2012 11:36AM

Thank you Blah, I endeavor to be weird, as weird as possible. I am glad to know my efforts are paying off. Life would be so boring if it wasn't for weird people.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2012 09:32PM

F_D: Butter?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 27/03/2012 09:35PM by BlahX3.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 27, 2012 11:34PM

smiling bouncing smiley only heard of it buddy.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 12:41AM

Are you sure about that? Rolled off your tongue pretty fast. Lemme guess, you didn't inhale, right Billy?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 12:56AM

no, i've smoked my share.

i may have picked up some other peoples slack also



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/03/2012 12:59AM by fossil_digger.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 01:32AM

I don't touch the stuff anymore ... well, at least not since they made those nifty latex gloves so easy to get. Hated the way that sticky stuff stuck to my fingers clown

smoking
smiley



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/03/2012 01:33AM by Mrkim.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 10:50AM

Pot butter? Never heard of it. How would you use it, on toast?
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 11:12AM

With skidmore I'm guessing he'd use it Last Tango in Paris style.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 12:08PM

this was not a "fad" in my day...that i knew of. i saw it on T.V. last year...i think. ( Mariuana Inc.?

i think it might have been to my advantage not to have seen Last Tango in Paris. (*butt*)

and get it right, it's "drift-more"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/03/2012 12:09PM by fossil_digger.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 04:47PM

'cannabutter' is very easy to make...
put one pound of butter to one ounce of weed in a crockpot with about 6 cups of water...cook on high for an hour, stir it up, put the lid back on and cook on low for about 4 hours...let it cool then pour it through a strainer lined with cheesecloth..put it in the fridge overnight then in the morning all the butter will be solid on top of all the liquid in whatever bowl or container you used...poke a hole on each side of the butter and pour out the water from underneath and voila you have 'pot butter'
use it in recipes that call for butter, such as cookies or brownies....


or so I've heard... spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 05:36PM

Skidmore is correct. Maybe Crashmore, or Skidmark.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 06:09PM

so you guys have never totalled a car? gimme a fuckin' break
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 06:09PM

I think Skidmore is funnier though even if a bit inaccurate.
GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 09:53PM

Yes Skidmore, I am telling you I have never totalled a car. I can't say I've not had a fender bender, but have never had one totalled. spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 10:20PM

Yeah, when I was eightteen. Learned my lesson then.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 28, 2012 11:54PM

come ride with me some day, and i'll teach you guys how the big boys drive. (matrix)
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 01:11AM

dont wanna drive like a big boy, I drive like a man....Zero accidents, over 10 years since last ticket spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 01:30AM

I've had one ticket and that was 30 years ago. It was kind of funny too. I was nailed by a motorcycle cop who was hiding down a side street for doing 46mph in a 30mph zone. My wife at the time bitched me up one side and down the other for it. A week or so after that she gets her own ticket - 46 in a 30 zone, but that was perfectly alright. I didn't have to say much to get her riled up, though, just a little reminder about what an ass she'd been about my ticket for the same thing. She knew she screwed up but of course wouldn't admit it.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 03:53AM

and just how many cars in those years have been 400+ HP? (taunt)
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 04:16AM

I drove a Peterbilt model 379 with a 470 hp Detroit across the fat part of texas at top speed of 112mph one day, only slowing down for the occasional smokey bear in the median, does that count? spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
of course that was back when drivers still used to CB radio to warn each other where those bears were at lol
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 11:24AM

I have never totaled a vehicle myself but I did aid in totally a Toyota "Celica in the '70s on Guam. I was hauling 25 tons of bombs from navy pier to Anderson Air Force base when the Celica ran a red light and drove under my rear duals, watched the whole thing in my side mirror, never felt a thing in my Peterbilt. We were required to keep driving and not stop for anything aside red lights which there were only 2. So I never found out what happened but it did look like it was totaled. I have had many other wrecks since then but never a total. I have not had any in about 30 years now nor have I had any tickets in those years but it might have something to do with being legally blind for 30 years and no driver's license.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 01:36PM

I can't for the life of me figure out why any car for street use needs 400hp - that's just asking to get ticketed or totalled.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 01:41PM

18 Wheelers don't count as 400 HP daily drivers.
if you had 400 HP quasi you would figure out what to do with it with some help from me. grinning smiley
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 29, 2012 04:53PM

In 1920, when my dad was 11 years old, he drove a horsedrawn wagon when his family moved from the country into town. Not long after that he got a job driving a 20HP Model T Ford truck delivering milk. He always got where he was going.
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 10:56AM

You don't need 400hp to get from point a to point b. There is no need to get there that fast just leave earlier.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 01:37PM

it's not about need, it's about want.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 02:34PM

What are you gonna do for an encore, light a big bonfire and dance around naked banging drums comparing tallywackers?
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 02:35PM

It's like I told my kids, you can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full first. And even if you do get what you want you have to be able to keep it on the road if you want to keep it.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 03:02PM

o.k. fine don't get one. i'll be the one jumping in front of your slow ass getting on the highway. smiling bouncing smiley
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 03:15PM

I always laugh at the hot-doggers on the highway doing that shit when they wind up being the next car ahead of me at the next red light in town. All that pedal to the metal shit really paid off big didn't it?
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 04:00PM

I have to admit, I drive like fossil too...and I go barreling onto the freeway and pass a bunch of cars that ultimately catch up with me at that red light...but for me it's not about getting ahead of all those slow-pokes, I just like driving fast spinning smiley sticking its tongue out
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 04:51PM

I believe in putting the freeway on ramps to their intended use, getting up to the highway speed before getting on the highway, and I often do that as quickly as possible. There's nothing I hate worse than the dangerous morons who creep up the ramps and try to merge into traffic at 20mph below the speed limit. Other than that there's not much use for rapid accerleration or an astronomical top end in real world use.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 04:55PM

I wouldn't mind people driving like that if they did it in such a manner as to not put themselves and others in danger, which unfortunately happens all too often in my experience. The ones who really get my goat are the assholes talking on their phones while they're doing it.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 07:34PM

So how did the picture of dick-less here devolve into a discussion about big motors and fast driving? Is the bonfire lit yet? Where's my drum?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 30/03/2012 07:34PM by BlahX3.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 08:57PM

I think f_d confused penis size with horsepower or something like that.
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: March 30, 2012 10:55PM

quasi, that was the best laughter I've had all week, thanks smileys with beer
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 12:48AM

i still got to where i was going faster than you did while packin' the biggest one in a cooler car.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 01:57AM

At least some of us didn't total our "cool" car, did we?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 02:22AM

if you never had one, then you have no case.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 03:01AM

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy a Sybian?
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 11:20AM

I always laugh at the morons around here who show off by burning rubber and opening their 4 barrel. I just imagine them buying new tires and filling up at the pumps, too bad those around here hit mommy and daddy up for the expenses, this is a college town.
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 01:25PM

At least when I totalled my ride through shear stupidity at eightteen, it was on my own dime. That's how the best lessons are usually learned.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 01:27PM

Rattin around town is a blast, but, it tends to not really be productive in gettin there any faster, uses a helluva lot more gas and usually results in a higher ticket to miles driven ratio, yet, that dudn detract from the fact it's still fun Dancing Green Banana!

Now on the highway, when I'm makin a nice long run somewhere, some tried and true practices will def yield better times from A to B. Most of the time I just keep it at about 3-5 mph over the speed limit and manage to still pass most every car on the road.

My personal best was a trip from Kansas City, Kansas back home to Dallas where I averaged a cool 81mph over the 600 mile trip, even with 3 stops for gas! 600 miles in just over 7hrs was FUN and not one single car passed me that day.

While sailin along down the Kansas Turnpike on that run I also made the discovery that my car at the time, a 92 Eagle Talon, refused to allow me to set the cruise control at 100 or over drinking smiley

smoking
smiley
quasi Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 02:10PM

I use the 3-5 mph over method when I'm travelin' the interstate. It moves you along just a little faster over the long haul yet there are enough people who go by at 10 or more mph over the limit to catch the attention of the constabulary before I get there.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: March 31, 2012 10:53PM

one thing you guys may not have thought of is that a major percentage of 6 cylinder cars produced now-a-days have 300HP+. 400HP 'aint that much in comparison. the new Mustang V6 has a minimum 305HP with the V8 over 400HP. (*finger4*)
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 01, 2012 11:10AM

and not to mention you can still set your speed at 3 to 5 over even in a VW beetle.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 01, 2012 12:54PM

and look like a real peckerhead. clown
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 02, 2012 11:22AM

While you are passing up numerous gas stations.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 02, 2012 12:49PM

gas stations are where you get the chix...shhhhh. kiss
kiss
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 03, 2012 09:16AM

Gas trolls, who needs them?
quasi Report This Comment
Date: April 03, 2012 10:30PM

OK, more horsepower means outrunning a tornado, I'll give you that one. You OK, f_d?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: April 04, 2012 02:06AM

both went right around me. but the smaller one came 15 or so miles away. the big one hit where they always hit, between Ft. Worth and Dallas off I-20 about 30 miles south of me. i got about 2 inches of rain and no hail damage on the Taurus. sad
smiley
jgoins Report This Comment
Date: April 04, 2012 11:15AM

unless you have a long straight stretch of highway going perpendicular to the storm then it's not likely you can run away from a tornado, no matter how much horsepower you have, tornadoes don't have to turn with the road.