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Clues to where Alice is
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Clues to where Alice is

"a restaurant with people walking in front of it"

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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2011 03:50PM

Alice
pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: December 12, 2011 06:43PM

hahaha you're slippin fossil Dancing Green Banana! 'who the fuck is Alice?!' Dancing Green Banana!
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 01:34AM

i know the song, but the TV show is even more obscure....so there. clown
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 01:52AM

The song was real popular among beginning guitarists. It was like the Stairway To Heaven of folk guitar playing. "Can you play Alice's Restaurant, man?" The TV show was a flop but Flo was funny. "Kiss my grits." The restaurant is real and that's a photo from Goggle maps, which is why it's so shitty. BTW F_D, there is an city named Alice in Texas in case you were not aware. This is sadly what happens when you're bored and someone on Plus asks where the fuck is Alice...
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 01:45PM

And then there's this song [www.youtube.com] which asks the musical question "Where the Fuck is Alice?" grinning smiley

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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 03:07PM

That's the same song P_J linked to but done by another guy.
Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 06:15PM

I had this song categorized in my collection as Dr Hook but ..... according to Wikipedia it's actually Smokie, whom I'd never heard of till I looked it up (*facepalm*)

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BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 08:56PM

Some people mistakenly attributed the song "Living Next Door to Alice" to Dr. Hook which is understandable because the band Smokie did sound like Dr. Hook in that song and it was covered by other people but not by Dr. Hook that I can confirm, even though there is one YouTube video I watched (the one P_J linked to) claiming to be by Dr. Hook but it is not, it is also by Smokie. Smokie is also a band name, not a person's name. BTW, it is "WHO the fuck is Alice" not "WHERE the fuck is Alice" that is in the chorus of the song.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 09:30PM

Also, Google maps is wrong, as usual. The little round red circle with the pointer on it and a big "A" in the middle does not point to Alice's Restaurant. If you zoom in enough it points at an empty triangular shaped "lot" (if you can call it a lot) in the middle of an intersection of Skyline Blvd and some other road where no restaurant of any sort could possibly fit, not even a hot-dog cart. It's not even big enough for a small dog to eventually settle down and find a place to shit in. The restaurant is back up the street about a block and a half and on the other side of the street and a lot smaller than one might imagine but not small enough to fit in that triangular spot in the middle of the intersection of Skyline Blvd and some other road where a small dog wouldn't even be able to eventually settle down and take a shit in. Way to go Google maps. No wonder people get lost.
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 13, 2011 10:34PM

oh shut up, i won this deal days ago. clown
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 14, 2011 12:08AM

But wait Fossil, there's more!

Arlo said at the beginning of the song that the name of the restaurant was not "Alice's Restaurant" but that is the name of the song and it was a song about Alice, however the song is NOT about Alice at all so he was lying from the get go. It's about Alice's and Ray's garbage that was in the church that he and his friend got busted for throwing off a cliff and then about his adventure at the selective service induction center and the Group W bench and all that other horseshit but it was most definitely NOT about Alice at all. It wasn't even about her restaurant or even her husband Ray. It wasn't even about their dog supposedly named Fasha. Fasha probably wouldn't have settled down and taken a shit in that little triangle on Google Maps either, if it's name was even Fasha. Arlo Guthrie lied to us. He fucking LIED to us! Don't you see the significance? Besides, who would name their fucking dog Fasha? Isn't that a Muslim name? What's a nice Jewish boy doing hanging out with people who give their dog a Muslim name?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 14/12/2011 01:19AM by BlahX3.
woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 14, 2011 01:15AM

Actually it's like an onion...
My references to Alice are humorous to Australians because of the song by "Kevin Bloody Wilson" titled "Living next door to Alan".
It's hard to explain.
BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 14, 2011 01:23AM

In my research about Alice I did happen upon the reference to Kevin Bloody Wilson and Living Next Door To Alan song but I haven't heard it yet.