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"a couch from a swing in front of a house"

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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: January 09, 2011 08:30PM

you so silly
Mach Report This Comment
Date: January 10, 2011 03:25AM

I never seen that best of craigslist before... I wonder if he still has one. drinking smiley

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My Porn Watching Pig Boyfriend
Date: 2010-03-05, 1:18PM EST

So you like watching these porn-sluts get pounded and creamed? OK, I get it, I kind of like some of that too. It's rather entertaining, if not slightly disturbing/fascinating to WATCH.

But now you're getting all fucked up with me, and although I keep taking it from you, you're probably on the way out, and I'm trying to think of ways to get you back. Because, at the end of the day, the "new" hardcore is rather degrading, and there are too many limits being pushed. Here are a few of mine that keep getting tested:

1) If you don't stop slapping my tits and pinching my nipples that way, you won't ever see them again. I hope you like my parka, cause it's going to become my new lingerie.

2) Don't ever spit on my face again, I think I made that clear, sorry about the sore balls.

3) I used to feel proud that I could swallow, now I feel pretty gross after you dick whip me and make me eat it off your cock and fingers like it's punishment. I would do all that for you anyway, but when you hold my hair and call me names and make me, there's that line I was talking about.

4) Pussy to mouth is kind of freaky, I'm totally ok with that. Ass to mouth is something else altogether, stop even joking about it. If you should ever decide to "forge ahead" with that one and see how it goes, I'll bite your fucking dick off, I swear I will. If I don't manage that in the moment, I'll get you in your sleep.

Thanks for listening sweetheart. By the way how did your coffee taste this morning?
fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: January 10, 2011 03:45AM

that link (mine....lol) could be my greatest net-find ever. smiling bouncing smiley
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: January 10, 2011 04:29PM

Look's like somebody has waaaaaaaaay to much time on their handseye
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fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: January 10, 2011 04:39PM

yeah, idn't it awesome? grinning smiley