Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 25, 2020 12:53PM

Just 2 enterprising dudes out to score a Darwin Award ... and well on their way

Years ago on my morning drive to work, creepin along at a leisurely 25mph or so in the middle lane, my manual transmission started to seize up. Tried gettin over to the shoulder but in Dallas traffic usin your blinker just means "No way I'm lettin you over fucker!".

Wound up stranded in the middle lane with all the other traffic havin to split around me. Turns out I instantly achieved lots of new friends as everyone began to honk their horns and gesticulate wildly as they passed.

Not lookin to score a Darwin myself I just sat in the truck and waited the LONG 45 mins for a cop and a wrecker to finally show up