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everytime you masturbate... god kills a kitten

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everytime you masturbate... god kills a kitten

Comments for: everytime you masturbate... god kills a kitten
Sokratesz Report This Comment
Date: May 26, 2004 01:41PM

hehe
ED Report This Comment
Date: June 06, 2004 10:27PM

Poor poor kittens
Eric Report This Comment
Date: September 02, 2004 07:08PM

Must.......save..........PUSSY!!
steveo Report This Comment
Date: September 06, 2004 05:47AM

i think i'll have a wank
Asshole Report This Comment
Date: September 13, 2004 01:18AM

Yeah Domokun! Domokun rocks! Chase those kittens Domokun!
Don't forget the Skylines!
lil\'Diablo Report This Comment
Date: October 12, 2004 05:39PM

i'm suprised they're not extinct by now.
da n00b Report This Comment
Date: October 20, 2004 12:15AM

LOL!!
eivl Report This Comment
Date: November 20, 2004 06:59PM

why do those little brown things seem so fimiliar? can someone tell me where they are from?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 21, 2004 10:09PM

The two boxy brown monsters pursuing the feline are actually "Doumo-kun," sort of a mascot for Japan's NHK-BS (broadcast satellite) TV.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 30, 2004 01:12PM

Domo-kun!! I just came back from Kyoto last month with a big stuffed Domo-kun. The flight attendants didn't know what to make of him. He rocks!
ThePowerOfXtc Report This Comment
Date: December 16, 2004 07:53PM

I think it would be illegal to have 2 pet cats like I do then, because they'd be pretty damn endangered. It would be illegal to masterbate, wouldn't that suck?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 28, 2005 08:36PM

that's okay, every time a cat dies, 2 pussies are born. keep jerking & fucking! yahoo!
im_not_a_guy Report This Comment
Date: February 28, 2005 10:14PM

hehehe me likey the pussy...er...cat
jaymzdeen Report This Comment
Date: March 13, 2005 08:59PM

i kill three or four cats a day ... dont tell my wife.
relly Report This Comment
Date: March 16, 2005 08:37PM

go to hell.
bibby Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2005 08:42AM

i really think you are not making things easy with this quote " everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten. why will God killa kitten? tell me what kitten and mastburbating hvae in common. this is weird.... i masturbate and i don't think oi kill kitten. sorry sorry masturbate kills me away from heart breaker.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 22, 2005 02:48PM

mmmh well so if i masterbate i would involuntarily kill a kitten?? thats pretty bad!! but on the other hand if i dont I'll die..so i say THE HELL WITH KITTENS!!
Anthony Report This Comment
Date: March 25, 2005 01:25AM

I cracked the fuck up when I saw this on the tip jar of this cafe....I must have killed thousands of kittens...and the things following the kitten, priceless!!
Kitten Report This Comment
Date: April 19, 2005 07:01PM

Since the first time my hubby and I saw this, many months ago, it's been our favorite joke. It's great code, too. We can talk about masturbating, and no one has any idea. People must think we're sick, when he says he wants to watch me kill a kitten!
D3n0unc3d Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 06:34PM

wish i knew about this before i was 13..... 2 years already... damn thats about 1000 kittens.... i wonder what happens when god masturbates? does he kill pandas?
D3n0unc3d Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 06:35PM

by the way im a dog person
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 06:58PM

well thats nice...
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 12, 2005 07:00PM

i wonder...... what happens when girls finger their selves?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 22, 2005 05:31PM

They get wet fingers, I'd imagine
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 24, 2005 08:37PM

If masterbating kills kittens does that mean sex with contraceptives kills an already born baby?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: May 31, 2005 01:36AM

Nope, me jabbing them in the eye with a spoon kills already born babys
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 19, 2005 12:03AM

STOP MASTERBATING SAVE THE PUSSY, WHAT IS BETTER YOUR HAND, OR THE PUSSY! Oh nvm thats Kat not pussy kat, keep beating your mean, Or I guess ebating your cat.
Jessy Report This Comment
Date: June 29, 2005 09:16PM

What's new about his? Why do you say it's a joke?

My priest would always tell me about the dying kitten thing.

Not yours?
some_white_gangsta Report This Comment
Date: July 23, 2005 02:33AM

dayum das messed up!!1
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: July 23, 2005 06:33AM

This is a gross exaggeration You have to do it nine times for each kitten.
zoe Report This Comment
Date: August 15, 2005 07:10PM

And everytime god masturbates, I go out and kill a kitten.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 19, 2005 05:56AM

I just killed a kitten ^.^
McSugarman Report This Comment
Date: September 04, 2005 10:58AM

If I'm correct, God kills about 100 million kittens everyday. So... Want to make sure that gets doubled or what?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: September 04, 2005 03:38PM

So why are there still so many cats crapping in my back yard?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: September 25, 2005 03:34PM

I killed 6 kittens in one day.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 03, 2005 03:09PM

ok. so theres roughly 6 billion people on the planet at this moment. that means that if on average everyone alive masterbates only once a week. thats 6billion kittens dieing a week. ok now let just assume that theres 1 billion domestic cats that are alive at this time. in order to maintain the kat population (because of the gestation period of felines) every single femail cat would have to produce a litter of 432 kittens every 3 months for 22 years. ok with that knowledge and the fact that i own 2 pet cats of my own, i would like to pose this question, "who the fuck has been stealing my goddamn kittens!!"
Bee_Bah Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2005 10:30PM

is this to make us stop jerking off? cuz its not working...I bet jesus is up there right now having a good time..but ofcourse he's just so great that it doesnt kill cats..owell..
Bee_bAh Report This Comment
Date: November 09, 2005 10:32PM

lol...are those hashbrowns chasing aftger that feline? lol ..my gawd
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2005 11:20PM

lol i like to kill kittens then.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: February 08, 2006 04:54PM

What in the fsck is this? God does not kill kitties. He doesn't zap them from on high. He doesn't send domo-kuns.

this is KRAP!!!
Anonymous242512 Report This Comment
Date: February 09, 2006 10:28PM

mom, can I go kill a kitten?
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: March 20, 2006 02:20PM

omg why r u all goin on like its A REAL THING ITS JUST A FUNNY PICTURE GROW UP
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Date: March 20, 2006 07:12PM

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Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: April 08, 2006 10:22PM

god doesnt have to masturbate, he always feels good. but i guess when he does, it rains.
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: June 02, 2007 11:44AM

iv just mastrabated over a dead cat
Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: August 09, 2007 05:23PM

smiling
bouncing smileySo i've killed millions of poor kittiessmileys
with beer