John_Stone Report This Comment Date: November 14, 2005 03:25AM
The rivalry had been over a girl, of course. It had been brewing all year
after Frank the French Horn player had insulted Pete the Percussionist in front
of her, culminating in her leaving Pete for Frank 2 months later. Frank had
thought everything had calmed down to a tense silence, but Pete wasn't one to
let something like that go. He waited until the third movement of the William
Tell Overture and crushed Frank's skull with a circus tent-peg mallet.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 14, 2005 05:12PM
Poor old Frank.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: November 15, 2005 07:08AM
My sides...are hurting...